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Example Slogans

Here are some quotable quotes for your decal sticker- or make up your own!!

Remember, keep your slogan short and sweet so the decals can be seen and read from a distance!

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Saturday has a morning?	If you can read this - BACK OFF!!
Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker	Smile and be nice
Save a tree. Eat a beaver.	S I M P L I F Y
Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be	Just say NO to negativism
Save a cow. Drink a beer.	I DO work for food!
You ARE the WEAKEST LINK! Good-bye!	The future ain't what it used to be.
What if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about?	Fat happens.
2 secrets to success: 1. Never tell all you know.	The older I get, the better I was.
I talk to strangers	Drama Queen
Moseying to the beat of a different drum.	Big Flirt
Everything I needed to know, I learned in prison.	This car insured by Smith& Wesson
If you ain't different - you ain't normal!	It only seems kinky the first time!
Save gas- ride a horse!	Kwitcherbitchen.
Mad Cow is Nature's way of telling you to be a vegetarian.	Fuggedaboudit.
It's been one of those days- ALL WEEK!	Fat chicks ROCK!
Flying Saucers are real. The Air Force does not exist.	Out of my mind- back in 5 minutes.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?	Born free- taxed to death!
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.	Sorry - I don't date outside my species
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!	Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
How can I miss you if you won't go away?	Eat Well. Exercise. Die anyway.
Be nice to your kids- they'll choose your nursing home!	Hang up and drive!
I may be fat - but you're ugly, and I can diet!	Don't be sexist- Broads hate that!
Politicians, like diapers, should be changed often. For the same reason.	I think, therefore I'm single.
If ignorance is bliss - then Congress must be Paradise!	Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them.
If you want to live like a Republican - Vote Democratic (Harry Truman)	Vote like it matters, and maybe it will.
The trouble with political jokes is how often they get elected.	So many men - so little time.
Change is inevitable - progress is optional.	Not all who wander are lost.
A goal is a dream with a deadline.	Better to lose a lover than love a loser
If we can put a man on the moon - why not all of them?	Eagles don't flock
Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are just better rich.	Cats make more sense than men.
If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems.	Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are!
Annoy a Liberal - work hard and be happy!	Forget love - I want to fall in chocolate!
God Is Watching You	Don't Give Up - Look Up!
Let the Lord Touch Your Heart	God Is
Government wants to guide you- God wants to guide you - the choice is yours.	Your life is not my fault.
If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.	There is enough hate in the world. Why contribute?
In God some of us Trust.	Because the Bible tells me so.
Forget Love - I want to fall in Chocolate!	Forget Love- I want to fall in Beer!
Serving with Pride	Duty-Honor-Country
Semper Fi	Freedom isn't Free
Served with Pride	It's Not Just a Job
Proud to be a Marine (Air Force Pilot, etc.)	Go Army (Navy, Coast Guard, Marines, etc.)
Proud of my Son (Daughter) the Soldier! (Sailor, Marine, etc.)	Aim High